RII

"Surely my daughter Fatima is the leader of all women from the beginning to the end. She is part of me, and the light of my eyes, she is the flower of my heart, and is my soul… whenever she stands in the presence of her Rabb, her light illuminates the skies for the angels, like stars shine to people on earth."

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Prophet Mohammad (saww)

(Source: thraaaanduil, via arabarabarab)

My dad is singing in Dutch.

It’s 1:40am.

My dad is Afghan.

He does not speak Dutch.

He is asleep.

cas-get-into-my-assbutt:

cas-get-into-my-assbutt:

i like talking to myself

i know right

Our maths teacher told us that people who don’t talk to themselves aren’t normal

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

(Source: adrians1, via staying-alive-is-so-boring)

flameeliwood:

hemospect:

maybethings:

defira85:

neko-shadow:

ow
ow
owowowowow
puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

Grooooooooooooooooooan

SCREAMS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT

Londoners!

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

madlori:

Looking for a good place for brunch tomorrow. Mom and I are seeing the Lion King at 2:30 and would like to have a nice brunch first. My tentative plan is Workshop Coffee in Clerkenwell.

Easy distance/transport to the Lyceum Theater is a plus. Ideas welcome!

This might help!

What is brunch?